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Joke of the Day
"I spilled spot remover on my dog Now he's gone."
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"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo ? One is really heavy........ The others a little lighter."
"reverse racism the biggest joke of all"
"What gets wetter the more you dry it? A woman with a towel fetish"
"A blowfly walks into a bar.... And asks ""Is this stool taken?"""
"Forget Beniffer & Brangelina! The new power couple in Hollywood is Peeta & Katniss from The Hunger Games! Or Peeniss for short."
"Great feats are always about timing. You think Hitler would have killed that many Jews four thousand years ago?"
"What do they call a whore's fart? A Prosti-Toot"
"My father said to me: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.' So I sent him to a boarding school in England."
"The invention of the wheel started a revolution"