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Joke of the Day
"I always go the extra mile, which is why my friends don't let me drive"
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"The other day someone asked me my 5 year plan I told them I don't have 2020 vision"
"I'm working on a script for a horror movie. It's called *my diary*"
"How much does a hipster weigh? .. An instagram"
"79 million people are without access to drinkable water Though on the bright side, the number is decreasing!"
"Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ? At parking meteors !"
"Stranger man at the beach asked me, ""Y'all got a boat?"" I said we have three, but they're old Fisher-Price models. It took him a moment."
"""A black man follows me when it's sunny outside. When it's cloudy, he goes home."" ""Brick, that's your shadow."""
"I think OJ Simpson should be on Dancing with the Stars... I have a funny feeling he really knows how to cut a rug."
"Where do Russian Spy's live? In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)"