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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours? [This joke is a repost. Find the original post for the punchline.]"

"i like how at this walmart they put baby food products in the checkout lane. like oops thats right i have a baby to feed"

"Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside."

"What do you call a musician's best friend? A drummer..."

"What do you call a recently created sub-atomic particle? New-tron."

"Hey, look over there, is that a bobble head doll of Donald Trump? No, that's Donald Trump"

"Claim to fame Celebrities walk on red carpet because they are famous. I walk on toilet paper because I'm the shit!"

"*doctor looks up* I'm afraid you have forgetting about 80's bands disease ""Oh god what's The Cure?"" *doctor sighs* It's worse than I thought"

"What did one French Guy say to another French Guy? ""Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!"" (""Hello, I am called Guy as well!"")"

"We have a ghost. Came home and found the fridge magnets rearranged: ""I see dreadful people."""