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Joke of the Day
"How much does a hipster weigh? .. An instagram"
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"Every time I tell dad jokes He laughs"
"Do you know why Cannibals don't eat divorced women? Because they're bitter."
"I just gave my cat a bath. Your move Satan."
"Why are white girls so odd? Because they don't *even*."
"The job interviewer asked about my previous experience. ""Well,"" I began, ""I got the bus. Got lost for a while, walked down some narrow roads and I ended up here."""
"The Joker What do you call somebody who shares a coffin with the Joker? Heath Lodger!"
"Plum Hair Jokes THESE JOKES ARE BASED ON GIRLS WITH PLUM HAIR IF YOU DONT KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT PLUM HAIR YOU DYE YOUR HAIR TO GET PLUM SO.... ENJOY"
"A grasshopper walks into a bar... A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says ""We have a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""
"Samuel L Jackson got into an argument with an Ethiopian... I heard him screaming ""Food, motherfucker! Do you eat it?"""