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Joke of the Day

"I think OJ Simpson should be on Dancing with the Stars... I have a funny feeling he really knows how to cut a rug."

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"what idiot called it a fly swatter and not a splatula?"
"Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House? So she can be pardoned."
"Have you heard about the new Corduroy pillow cases? They have made all the headlines."
"My dog recently stole my loafers. Now they're his new favorite pair of **chews.**"
"Why Couldn't The Melon Get Married Because it can't-elope!"
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? In case he got a hole in one."
"Until yesterday I thought Chatroulette was a French pastry. No wonder the bakery didn't have any."
"If a guy from Boston ever asks if you want to smoke a hookah be careful You might end up shooting a prostitute."
"What's long, black, and smelly? The unemployment line"