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Joke of the Day

"Where do Russian Spy's live? In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)"

"A guy walks into a bar and orders an Ovechkin... (Hockey joke) The bartender looks confused and asks ""What the hell is an Ovechkin?"" The guy says ""It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"""

"According to daytime tv commercials..just by being alive, you may entitled to compensation from somebody and a lawyer is there to get paid"

"How does a Reaver clean his spear? He puts it in the Wash."

"If you're testing me, we failed."

"I like black people the same way I like racist jokes: I don't like racist jokes."

"What do you call pickled bread? Dildo"

"What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop? On duty"

"""911 what's your emergency?"" MY WIFE IS BEATING MY KIDS! ""Okay. I'll send the police"" *hangs up. OH CRAP I FORGOT TO SAY ""AT MARIOKART"""

"Don't insult me by looking into my eyes. This bra cost me $65."