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Joke of the Day
"Exit signs. They are on their way out."
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"What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless."
"...and the bartender says, ""sorry. We don't serve time travellers."" http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3lsvu6/a_time_traveller_walks_into_a_bar/"
"Two baby seals walk into a club..."
"*sips some coffee & interrupts break room conversation* ""Technically we're all under the weather today unless you're an astronaut in orbit"""
"Where do noobs live in Iceland? Rekt-javik"
"I met this guy who said he was a Mir Space Station cosmonaut. But I thought it was quite an achievement."
"When i was a Kid my dad would beat me with a camera. I still have flashbacks."
"Japenese inmates on death row aren't given their date of death by the prison staff. I guess they just want to leave them hanging."
"Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe hoe hoe"