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Joke of the Day
"Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe hoe hoe"
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"What did one ISIS member say to another? ""IED mubarak.."""
"I got caught making out with my cousin once - mum and dad went mental. In my defence we were just kids, and there was an awful lot of alcohol at her funeral."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black."
"I ate a small Wookie steak for dinner... ...it was a little Chewie."
"Einstein discovered three things slow time 1. Speed 2. Gravity 3. My Wife"
"""I'm in."" - Samuel L. Jackson to every movie pitch he's ever heard"
"My suspicious mole cancelled my appointment with a dermatologist."
"I like my sex like I like my banana trees If it won't bear fruit, it's not appealing."
"Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."