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Joke of the Day

"*sips some coffee & interrupts break room conversation* ""Technically we're all under the weather today unless you're an astronaut in orbit"""

"Trump/Pence 2016! Or ""TP"" as I like to call it. ;)"

"I went to a metal concert, the singer was a bit ill... Still fuckin' sick though!"

"I just got my prostate examined. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train."

"Doctor doctor I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?"

"Two Arabs are on a plane. One orders a bottle of Champagne and asks the other ""do you want some?"". The other replies ""No thanks, I'll have to drive soon""."

"If it wasn't for venetian blinds... It would be curtains for us all!"

"I am married to 4 different women And it's bigamy to admit it."

"Why can't Chinese emperors commit murder? Because it's irregal"

"Zayn Malik has a full beard now. He only shaves in one direction."