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Joke of the Day

"Japenese inmates on death row aren't given their date of death by the prison staff. I guess they just want to leave them hanging."

"Two prostitutes are standing on the corner. One asked the other, ""Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before?"" The prostitute replies, ""No, but I've been swung by my tits."""

"A terrorist walks into a Akbar"

"Why can't you feel photons? Because they are light."

"That awkward moment when you accept a compliment that wasn't meant for you."

"What is a politician's favorite kind of tea? Infideli-tea."

"Weddings and funerals are the same because I love going but I don't want them to be about me."

"What do you call a Lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."

"Best way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas? When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers!! its that easy..."