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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? Attire."

"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? ... Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?"

"What gets louder as its gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor."

"Sometimes I wonder how shit life would be if electricity was never invented. I mean it would be terrible having to watch TV by candlelight."

"What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop? The second hand shop."

"What is Oedipus' favorite flavor? Umami."

"Why is it called 'Your Bowels' and not 'Your Instinks'"

"Wow, this is a pretty shit joke... ...said no one ever."

"Why did the female warrior prefer the armor smith over the weapon smith? The weapon smith was a bit rapier"

"Pinterest could've been an amazing dating site. If the project ideas came with men to do them, there wouldn't be a single cat lady left."