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Joke of the Day
"What is Oedipus' favorite flavor? Umami."
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"What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey? How're ye gettin' on?"
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You tape a loaf of bread to the ceiling"
"What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know but it's e-nourmous."
"I am finally going to stop procrastinating. Starting tomorrow..."
"I used to be a plastic surgeon. Which raised a few eyebrows. (Credits: Stewart Francis. Look him up, this guy is hilarious)"
"why do we park in the driveway but fetishize an impossible and ridiculous masculinity on the hemingway"
"What's green, red and smells like shit? Green and Red shit"
"whats the worst thing about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven..."
"Why don't NFL players wear glasses? Because it's a contact sport."