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Joke of the Day
"Why is it called 'Your Bowels' and not 'Your Instinks'"
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"Welcome to your 40s! Your body will do new and exciting things such as sneeze-pee, yawn-burp, and light speed chin hair growth."
"Dettol went to GERMANY Now its called ANY."
"Trump running for president It's Hillaryous."
"Can you run a bath when you have the runs? ... only if you have enough."
"Why are there no penguins in Britain? They're scared of Wales."
"I hired a nanny to watch my kids. Little did she know they were just two sacks of potatoes. When I got home I accused her of witchcraft."
"Why do porn stars hate driving? Because people always pull out infront of them."
"I always carry a pocket of spare bolts at the carnival and hand two or three to the person taking the seat after me. ""I found these. Weird?"""
"What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people? An icebreaker"