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Joke of the Day

"What gets louder as its gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor."

"Marriage is like Thanksgiving dinner You can make it last, but it gets a little worse every day."

"Whoever has my voodoo doll out there ... please scratch between my shoulder blades."

"My sex life is like Star Wars Its either Hans Solo or I have to use the force..."

"Why was the skeleton missing a funny bone Because this joke ain't funny"

"Don't be part of the problem, be the whole problem"

"What do you call fast midget house cleaners? Minute maids."

"What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"Rookie cop: ""But sir, why would man's laughter be a crime?"" Chief: ""ffs kid, it's one word. Manslaughter."""

"George Washington: We should put 'We trust in God' on our money Thomas Jefferson: Great idea. Did you get that? Yoda (taking notes): Yep"