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Joke of the Day
"The existence of Hogwarts has never been proven false..."
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"Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist."
"Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan."
"2: I no want to eat pasta! It too spicy! Me: Oh ok then 2: I no wan watch Mickey Mouse he too spicy! Me: huh? 2: NO BATH TIME BATH TOO SPICY"
"I cleaned my wood floors with furniture polish and now I'm a pretty pretty ice dancer."
"I've been having constant sleep paralysis In my last 3 dreams I was in a wheelchair"
"My wife took me to the most amazing 3D movie I had ever seen last night. Half way through it I realized: we were at a play."
"What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common? Princess Diana can't stop either"
"Fun way to make someone question everything: comment ""you are so brave"" on all their selfies."
"r/jokes would be a great fencer After all, it seems to be extremely good with reposts ((Works best spoken))"