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Joke of the Day

"r/jokes would be a great fencer After all, it seems to be extremely good with reposts ((Works best spoken))"

"Accidentally OD'd On Benefiber The other day I accidentally OD'd on Benefiber. Boy, the shit really did hit the fan."

"Was Snoop Dogg being serious when he changed his name? Or was Snoop Lion ?"

"Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn walk into the UN.. Then proceed to lecture them on bullying."

"A man asks god... Man:""Why did you make women so beautiful?"" God:""So you would love her."" Man:""Then why did you make her so dumb?"" God:""So she would love you."""

"You may think it's a good idea to go to weight watchers to meet women... but actually the ones there are quite hard to pick up."

"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."

"What is a snowman's favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !"

"What is white and interferes with the meal? An avalanche."

"So America won gold for shooting in the Olympics. No suprise there."