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Joke of the Day
"How many ants does it take to rent a house? Ten ants. ^lol"
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"I FEEL SO ALIVE MCDONALD'S IS GIVING AWAY FREE COFFEE I PASSED 20 MCDONALD'S TODAY DO THE MATH TOO LATE I DID THE MATH SLEEP IS FOR MORTALS"
"What does a gay horse eat? heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"
"Did you hear they're making a holistic version of Star Wars? It's based on darth vadar's holistic brother, Ayur Veder."
"Your x-ray showed a broken rib, but we fixed it with photoshop."
"You'd think your skeleton would get soggy, but doesn't. Good work, skeleton."
"Police called me at work! The officer said a burglar broke into my house and drank all my beer, then raped my wife. I said, ""WHAT?????!!!!! He fucked my wife after only 5 beers???!!!"""
"The world's finest super spy at work: an interview"
"What is the difference between and joke and two dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."
"When I reached the border patrol checkpoint, I raised my kale smoothie & the officer immediately waved me through."