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Joke of the Day
"Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan."
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"13: Mom, you look younger every day. M: What do you want? 13: A new skateboard. M: How young? 13: 29 M: Done."
"what do you call a man wrapped in meat?"
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"""OK, they just have to air three more televised singing competitions and then... it's time."" -Mayans"
"Fact: men are never too busy for sex. It's been clinically proven, 9 out of 10 men will find time for sex while fleeing a burning building."
"A blind man once told me, he smokes a lot because ... he got nothing to 'look' forward. Well, let just say that I 'see' his point......Ba Dum Tss!!!"
"How do you know if someone's from Texas? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"I find it disappointing that the word ""stealth"" doesn't have a silent letter in it."