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Joke of the Day
"Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan."
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"I went to a metal concert, the singer was a bit ill... Still fuckin' sick though!"
"If Bruce Jenner goes missing tonight, will they put his face on a carton of half n half?"
"most offensive jokes I want to hear the most offensive jokes you have ever heard or told. Send that shit in. Because I loves me some offensive jokes."
"It was always going to be a yes vote on gay marriage in Ireland. . . No reason to drink otherwise."
"What is the best method of separating juice? by concentration."
"Why there should be a February 30th So dentists can have a day to celebrate"
"""I think this chlorine is healing my anal fissure."" - Things not to say in a swimming pool. Apparently."
"My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more."
"I got a job as a triangle player in a reggae band... I just stand at the back and ting."