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Joke of the Day
"Fun way to make someone question everything: comment ""you are so brave"" on all their selfies."
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"My dad gave me a stamp collection for my birthday... I said, ""Did you buy these or save them from all the years of not paying child support."" -Courtesy of Tommy Johnagin"
"My girlfriend wasn't sure about trying anal at first But she quite liked it in the end"
"Tips for Guys on Valentine's Day: Tell your girl you already got somethingn and make her guess. She'll automatically list things she want."
"What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage? A gristly bear."
"What's Irish and sits on your lawn? paddy o' furniture"
"Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit"
"Way to bring me down, security questions. Dad's birthday? First pet? What's next? Gonna ask about Marco Black rejecting me in 2nd grade?"
"Why Didn't Batman Go To Church? Because of Christian Bail"
"Argument with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement... . . . . . At the end, you ignore everything and click 'I agree'."