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Joke of the Day
"I cleaned my wood floors with furniture polish and now I'm a pretty pretty ice dancer."
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"If there is a difference between a minor inconvenience and the end of the fucking world, you'd never know if from my histrionics."
"they played Twist,so I twisted. they played Jump, so I jumped. they played Come on Eileen ... and I was banned for life"
"Your outfit says you work in an office, but your shoes say it might have a pole in it"
"Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines."
"what's the opposite of a Mexican? a Mexican't"
"What is white and lies in the grass? A shleep."
"I know Muslims can't eat pork. Islam ok though?"
"Scientists have discovered that radioactive fluids with a half-life of 3 years take a long time to travel through valves"
"What separates the men from the apes? The Mediterranean Sea."