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Joke of the Day
"Why is gay marriage an issue? Because people are fucking assholes."
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"Why was the ketchup in the refrigerator embarrassed? He saw the salad dressing! Thank you thank you.."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba dum tchhhh."
"Today feminists asked me how I view lesbians Apparently ""in HD"" wasn't the right answer."
"I went to a baby shower I was torn between a vacuum or a coat hanger as a gift"
"What do you call a drunk Muslim? Hammad. What do you call a really drunk Muslim? Mohammad"
"Mom, I am very worried... Mom, I am very worried, I have lost 3 kg. - But that are great news, You should be very happy. Yeah, Say it to my Colombian *friends*"
"- 911, what's your emergency? - My nephew just swallowed a lighter! - What's your address? - Never mind, I found some matches."
"With a name like Progressive, shouldn't the commercials be better by now?"
"Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween."