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Joke of the Day
"Today feminists asked me how I view lesbians Apparently ""in HD"" wasn't the right answer."
Next Joke
"Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?"
"""Sir you can't bring your dog onto the plane"" [labradoodle puts on tiny pilot hat] ""Omg captain I'm so sorry"""
"Greatest Photocopy Machine 9Gag"
"Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters? He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!"
"WHATS UP!! WHATS UP!!! All the bulimic bitches in the house say ""BLAAARRGGGH!!!"""
"What do you call a family of Jewish robots? The Cybergs"
"The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs."
"What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in Flint MI? Pb and j"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? You really think feminists will ever change anything?"