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Joke of the Day
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba dum tchhhh."
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"What did the Hammerhead say to the Great White as they parted ways? I guess I'll see you around chum."
"I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs. I'll call it Downtown"
"I was confronted by an angry man today. I told him I come in peace Apparently that's something you shouldn't say to Peace's boyfriend"
"So many Jehovah's Witnesses and yet still not a shred of Jehovah's Evidence."
"OPRAH AND AIRPORT SECURITY Q: Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested? A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack."
"Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!"
"There's nothing I've learned from being a father that I couldn't just as easily have figured out from setting all my money on fire."
"What did the Mod say to OP? [deleted]"
"What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole your master covers you in a plastic bag And every time you get excited you spew."