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Joke of the Day

"Mom, I am very worried... Mom, I am very worried, I have lost 3 kg. - But that are great news, You should be very happy. Yeah, Say it to my Colombian *friends*"

"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven"

"I was out of town and I asked for directions, but the guy just mooned me. I thought he was a bit cheeky."

"What is the opposite of progress? [](/colgatereally)Congress."

"The handicap parking at the special olympics must be insane"

"If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong"

"A man walks into a bar. He bashed his head. What did you think would have happened?"

"Tried to pick up a woman at a cremation once. Got my fingers burnt."

"What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply? A final solution"

"Bad news... Apparently ""bouncing baby boy"" is just an idiom."