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Joke of the Day
"I went to a baby shower I was torn between a vacuum or a coat hanger as a gift"
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"Last night I played Cards Against Humanity for the first time... You know what gives me uncontrollable gas? Auschwitz"
"Say what you like about Donald Trump.. But he's doing more than anyone else in the world to stop Donald Trump from being elected president."
"Christ died to absolve us of sin... Now if only he'd come back and die two more times to get rid of cos and tan."
"An Irishman... An Irishman walks out of a bar."
"A book fell on my head... I can only blame my shelf."
"About 90% of people do not know the opposite of these words... Always Coming From Take Me Down"
"A reporter asked Lil Wayne how sure was he that he contracted HIV. He said 100% positive"
"Why did the plant get sentenced to death? Cause bush did 9/11"
"At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?'"