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Joke of the Day
"I went to a baby shower I was torn between a vacuum or a coat hanger as a gift"
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"I got a puppy for my ex. Fair trade."
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"When accused by a woman a man's first instinct is to deny. We're not lying, we're just buying time to remember what you're talking about..."
"Whenever someone tells me they have an IQ of 140, I wonder if that's Fahrenheit or centigrade."
"Yuppie cannibals shop at Whole Dudes."
"When my Grandad fell ill the doctor told us to rub olive oil into his back. He went downhill very fast after that."
"What did the cancer patient say to the nurse? [NSFW] [EDIT] I forgot the joke. Fuck."
"As a grown adult man, good luck trying to scare me with anything besides a gun, or common household insects."
"I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed, now I'm worried about my vagina."