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Joke of the Day

"People are like slinkys... ... they're no fun to look at but when you push em down the stairs you cant help but smile."

"My boss is marrying a Chinese woman. Is throwing rice at a Chinese wedding considered lucky or a food fight?"

"black ice I rode a bike over some black ice once. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."

"I got a bootleg copy of ""Alien vs Predator"" It was just some Mexican guy fighting a priest!"

"""Do you come here often"", she asked... ""No, usually in my belly button"", I replied."

"What do you call a fat Chinese man? A chunk."

"I went to a camouflage themed party the other day... but I didn't see anybody there."

"Why are they rioting in Ferguson? Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done."

"Bloke walks up and asks ""Do you prefer long legs or short?"", so I reply ""I prefer something in between"""

"The depressing thing about tennis is that you'll never be as good as a wall"