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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat Chinese man? A chunk."
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"Wait til the people so excited about all-day breakfast at McDonald's find out they can make breakfast at home whenever they want."
"Most technology problems can be fixed two ways: 1) Turn it off and on. 2) Don't be an idiot."
"So, let me get this straight. You boast that you shagged my Mum, and I'm supposed to get you a Fathers Day card to say 'thanks'?"
"This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from vegetarian club. I was confused, I'd never met herbivore."
"What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster? Messie Thank you and goodnight."
"My therapist asked me what I'd feel if I shot someone. ""Recoil"", I calmly answered."
"Why do some people think Jesus was black? Cause he is our father, and he never came back."
"What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!"
"Why do women wear white on their wedding day? All good kitchen appliances come in white. (Don't hurt me)"