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Joke of the Day
"The depressing thing about tennis is that you'll never be as good as a wall"
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"What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use? A salt rifle."
"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you fuckin racist."
"TIFU : I got the wrong zoo magazine Oops wrong sub"
"You must be radiating feminine mystique because every man in the cafe is looking at you, and then you realize there's a TV over your head."
"The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled. ""Why so glum Chum?"" asked the kindly stranger. ""If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?"""
"How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?"
"What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub? a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul."
"I feel like Jesus... Is the kind of person to leave you hanging."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change the lightbulb and nine to blog about how empowering it was."