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Joke of the Day
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars"
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"A baby seal walks into a bar, bartender asks what he's having.. anything but Canadian Club"
"Shout out to all hoarders, sleeping on piles of cats and whatnot."
"I like my coffee like I like my women.. Without a penis"
"What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone."
"*leaves a ""beautiful eyes"" comment on all your leg selfies"
"Having sex with a pregnant woman is like putting gas in a car that you've already wrecked. That's why I pull into the self serve"
"Him: (on phone) Why are you single? Me: (watching a movie about a killer tire) I don't know."
"Life teachings Q: What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in? A: Learning from your mistakes."
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? You hand the bitch a shovel."