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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? You hand the bitch a shovel."
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"Why doesn't anyone in [insert nations capital] use the toilet in the morning? So they have something to do at night."
"Brigadier Popcorn was recently demoted. He is a colonel now."
"Someone asked me how we usually view lesbians in this country. Apparently, ""usually in HD"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."
"I just found out I'm colorblind... It sure came out of the yellow."
"According to WebMD I may have something called ""Your Computer Is Not Connected To The Internet"""
"this is your brain *an egg* this is your brain on drugs *egg in frying pan* this is your brain skateboarding *egg on a skateboard* haha nice"
"Church: Follow Jesus. Me: Does he follow back? Church: .. Me: .. Church: .. Me: Shoutout for shoutout??"
"Why do so many pigs die whilst eating apples?"
"My mother-in-law was diagnosed with cancer... finally."