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Joke of the Day

"*leaves a ""beautiful eyes"" comment on all your leg selfies"

"Yo mama is so hairy that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!"

"In the middle of a really messy divorce, I decided suicide was the only option. I just need to talk her into it now."

"Why don't Jews eat pussy? It's too close to the gas chamber."

"when you push a pull door and the person behind says ""you need to pull"" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom"

"I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage."

"What did the scientist say to his fellow co-worker to stop him from jumping off the cliff to as an act of suicide? Don't jump, you've got so much potential!"

"Today I learned to count in Taiwanese... TaiWan, TaiTwo, TaiThree!"

"Why don't the Borg procreate naturally? Because they prefer artificial assimilation."

"Before the invention of the Internet, primitive humans had to Google stuff by waterboarding a librarian."