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Joke of the Day
"Him: (on phone) Why are you single? Me: (watching a movie about a killer tire) I don't know."
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"I once dated a 3 foot tall model who played a supporting role in Cat and the Hat She was a pretty little thing"
"muffins So there were these two muffins. They go into the oven and one muffin says to the other ""is it hot in here or is it just me?"" The other muffin says ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"Why can't Daredevil drive a car? Because he's from New York."
"Name your newborn Cylinder so the day he finishes high school he'd become a Graduated Cylinder"
"My wife's so square in bed she has cubic hair"
"A joke What do you go a place where cows go eat lunch ? A Calvefateria"
"What do you call a ghost who had a sex change? TRANSparent"
"me: can i have a coke waiter: is Pepsi ok? me: ya pepsi's fine pepsi: i have a boyfriend"
"Do you eat to much sodium? Na."