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Joke of the Day
"What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone."
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"Mankind have spent time equal to 7857 years watching PSY Gangnam style only. Shame on you people."
"How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar? Step one: penetrate the student body."
"The true irony in Taylor Swift singing about feeling 22 at age 23 is that I want to hit her in the face with a cast iron skillet."
"What's the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it dies."
"""I hate it when you go off on tangents!"" ""I hate it when YOU go off on cosines!"" Irreconcilable trigonometry can kill a relationship."
"When I was in college I met a girl at a bar and we exchanged phone numbers... But then every time the phone rang it was for her. It was very confusing and annoying"
"What's the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle."
"Let's name our sandwich shop after smelly trains."
"My girlfriend is like the temperature of a molecule. Doesn't exist by definition."