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Joke of the Day
"In which month is the NYC fashion week? Fabruary, of course."
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"it's raining and my gf has been staring at the window for about an hour.. i should probably let her in."
"Is trying to sell a useless set of feelings."
"What do you call a shoe with no grip? A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)"
"A wedding is like inviting your family and friends to the dock to watch you leave England on the Titanic."
"Why do they call Hannibal Lecter ""The Mail Man""? He always delivers."
"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys? One is a cunning bunch of runts..."
"What do you call a female comedian? not funny"
"Old Mother Hubbard.. Old Mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard. To Fetch Poor Rover a Bone. When she bent over, rover took over. And gave her a bone of his own!"
"Currently stuck at an auction bidding for a house with a lengthy corridor. I'm in it for the long hall."