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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock. *Yodelayhe"

"Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms."

"Why did the hummer cross the river? For the insurance money."

"Why do the Lanisters have such big beds? Because they push 2 twins together to make a king."

"A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me."

"Just once I want to see ""Soooo many animals harmed in the making of this movie. Like, SO many. An insane amount. Too many, probably."""

"Was surprised when my son came out the closet yesterday... I didn't think he could break through that lock."

"Here's one for the photographers of reddit Why was the photo of a wheat field rejected from Alamy? A=It had too much grain"

"I took a Holocaust class in college. Instead of A's the professor gave out gold stars."

"What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !"