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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. *Yodelayhe"
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"I'm selling my vacuum cleaner It's just collecting dust. I'll show myself out"
"A tachyon leaves a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"*hears a loud noise outside of bedroom door at night* *wife reaches over* ""Honey- WHERE ARE YOU?"" *already locked myself in the bathroom*"
"The greatest trick the devil ever played was making you feel productive when you're really just fucking around."
"A gay man killed his cheating boyfriend The Police call it ""homocide"""
"""I couldn't love anyone like you,"" I told my wife. ""Aw, thanks,"" she blushed. I'm glad she didn't understand me."
"What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering? Ohm."
"Don't be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew."
"Lets go to the symphony Beethoven: You guys want some symphonies tonight!? Crowd: **cheers loudly** Beethoven: I can't hear you!"