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Joke of the Day
"The definition of mixed emotions... My mother-in-law driving of a cliff in my new car"
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"Actually officer, if you factor in the earth's rotation, we were all speeding"
"My wife wanted to role-play.. ..she was my boss and I was her employee, so I called in sick."
"I try to avoid nice people so they can stay that way."
"I have a new word for vibrator ... selfie stick"
"Sex is like chess You gotta know in which position to put the queen"
"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.L Then it dawned on me."
"boy: i wished girls liked sports girl: i like sports boy: oh yeah name the blood type of the seahawks coach from the 1990s"
"I want to write ""I miss you"" on a rock and throw it at your face so that you'll know how much it hurts to miss you."
"Police headquarters was broken into last night. All the toilets were stolen. Investigators have nothing to go on."