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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that in high school, Robert E. Lee was voted ""most likely to secede?"""
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"When I worked at the shoe store... I was the sole employee."
"Have you ever met anyone that said their dog isn't friendly? Just once I want someone to display some honesty & be like ""yeah, he's vicious"""
"You know what else is crazy? *googles synonyms for crazy*"
"What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !"
"I always give 100% Which is why I was sacked from being an exam marker."
"Now that Fall is here, do you think all the teenage girls with duck-faces will fly South for the winter?"
"I don't know why people are afraid of flying Most crashes happen at ground level"
"I'm not racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people."
"Some bloke just told me he was gonna smack me with the neck of his guitar.... I said, is that a fret?"