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Joke of the Day
"You know what else is crazy? *googles synonyms for crazy*"
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"I went to a street where the houses were numbered 8k, 16k, 32k, 64k, 128k, 256k and 512k. It was a trip down memory lane."
"What's the difference between Hitler and Donald Trump? One made a killer microwave."
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