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Joke of the Day

"Some bloke just told me he was gonna smack me with the neck of his guitar.... I said, is that a fret?"

"What's Donald Trump's favorite Pink Floyd Album? The Dark Side of the Moon... What a filthy casual."

"What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness? Will Feral. Edit: I tried"

"You have so much potential But no kinetic energy, therefore you will never go anywhere in life."

"Why would they add ""twerk"" to the dictionary? People that would use said word can't read."

"What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!"

"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there is lots of school spirit!"

"chemistry a male and female atom are in a bar. the male goes to the female and makes a terrible pickup line for her. somehow it worked and it didn't take long for the chemistry to start."

"How are blind kids punished by their parents? The parents move the furniture."

"Donald Trump, for the first time in his life, he goes and applies for a job And gets the position of President of the US"