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Joke of the Day
"I don't know why people are afraid of flying Most crashes happen at ground level"
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"Mommy, they call me nymphomaniac at school... -Don't worry Lissa, it's just kid's stuff. Now you go to sleep before dark, or the Boogeyman will come at eat you. -Yeah! He should come and eat my pussy!"
"What if texting broke for a month society would be like uhhhhhjjjjjjhhhhhhhhhhh ""hello may I please speak to so and so"" all nervous and shit"
"I went on a scavenger hunt the other day. I shot a vulture."
"What's a desert's favorite song? Darude-Sandstorm"
"If ""kiss me"" doesn't work, ""I'm Irish"" isn't gonna get you any closer."
"What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint? Catholic"
"My girlfriend told me to stop singing wonderwall... I said maybe..."
"A photographer shot his subject with a Canon. She was blown away."
"Women are just like computers... They are always freezing for no reason and you need to replace them about every 3-5 years."