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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever met anyone that said their dog isn't friendly? Just once I want someone to display some honesty & be like ""yeah, he's vicious"""

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"One time a baby threw up in my mouth & it still wasn't as disgusting as Nicholas Cage's haircut in National Treasure 2."
"What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter? Shirley you can't be Sirius."
"What kind of music do cows listen to? (dadjoke) MOOOOOsic."
"My ""Sleep Number"" is vodka."
"Did you hear the one about the loyal Jewish patriot who put America's interests ahead of Israel's? Me neither."
"It is by Caffeine Alone I Set My Mind in Motion... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yorfOiQvkew"
"A Dutch guy, a Belgian guy and a Greek guy are sitting in a room The Dutch guy had a joke, but wanted money for it. The Greek guy couldn't pay it and the Belgian guy didn't get it."
"My watch is loose, it keeps slipping out of my hand. ..maybe i should Titan it"
"Why do women shit?"