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Joke of the Day

"You really only have 2 options: 1. You can be miserable bc you're fat 2. You can be miserable bc you're hungry"

"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was *two tired*."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke? Pizza jokes can't be topped! :D"

"My friend told me he hasn't pooped in over a month, but I'm not sure I believe him... ...either way he's full of shit."

"What is a red haired persons favorite alcohol? Ginger Ale"

"If you're ever feeling down about yourself, head to your local GameStop and ask the workers how they feel about dragons."

"I baked a cake shaped like Canada, and offered my brother the Quebec slice.... but he's having Nunavut."

"What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist"

"STOP ANIMAL TESTING...they don't know the answers."

"What's the difference between a fridge and a woman? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out"