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Joke of the Day
"What is a red haired persons favorite alcohol? Ginger Ale"
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"When I was young, I stopped believing in Santa despite massive peer pressure. You could say I was a rebel without a Clause."
"""What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?"" ""...What?"" "" -Toes."" ""Out. Just get out."""
"My wife wanted to spice up our sex life. So she asks me if I wanna have a threesome. I said, ""Sweetie. If I ever have sex with two women at the same time..... neither one is gonna be you."""
"Anyone still keeping up with their New Year's resolutions? I am... Still 1080p"
"What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion I cried when I cut up the onion"
"Just made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix."
"""Batman, we need your help in Brussels immediately."" ""Worry not, Commissioner, I've already changed my Facebook profile picture."""
"So I phoned the Amputee Hotline the other day I got cut-off."
"It's 2011, microwaves should have one button that says Cook Shit."