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Joke of the Day

"A magician... Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act? It was juts a stage he was going through."

"My husband and I play this game where we buy potato chips the other one doesn't like so we don't have to share."

"What do you call a stoned pig? Baked Ham"

"Why do engineers work out a lot? They're obsessed with rigid bodies!"

"they played Twist,so I twisted. they played Jump, so I jumped. they played Come on Eileen ... and I was banned for life"

"I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes."

"Houston, we have a problem Houston: new phone who dis"

"Why can't a bike stand on its own? Because it's two tired."

"Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris."

"If you know someone who has too many kids, buy them a game of Jenga So they'll learn to pull out"