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Joke of the Day

"Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly."

"strong password Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars."

"I charged my phone, but I didn't have enough evidence to indict, so I had to let it go."

"What has one ""n"", two ""g""s, an ""i"", ""e"", and an ""r"" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group? ginger"

"I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's."

"Xmas Russian Roulette: 1. Sit next to parents. 2. Type any letter into browser on your laptop. 3. Go to the website it auto completes to."

"Are you Jewish? Because your body's smokin ;)"

"If you watch an Apple store get robbed... Are you an iWitness?"

"How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you? It gets jalapeno face."

"Deer Nuts and Beer Nuts Q:Whats the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts A:Ones a dollar and the other is under a buck"