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Joke of the Day
"What's the absolute worst city to live in? An atroCITY."
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"Matthew McConaughey for president 2016: Make America Alright Alright Alright Again!"
"Midnight Mass is my codename for the weight gain induced by eating three dozen cookies."
"Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says ""Hold still Abdul it might be sand."""
"I haven't spoken to my wife in 20 years I didn't want to interrupt her."
"A Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him: "" Sudden Lee""."
"I realized I needed an altitude adjustment... ...so I booked the next flight out of town."
"The best part of having a beard is that it covers up like 40% of my terrible face"
"So there were these two extremely saggy breasts.... one looked to the other and said ""If we don't get some support soon, they're gonna think we're both nuts!"""
"For christmas i bought my girlfriend a pair of shoes and a dildo. That way if she doesnt like the shoes she can go fuck herself."