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Joke of the Day
"What is harder said than done? Your mom"
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"Sex so good, you make bed angels with your arms and legs afterwards."
"[texting] So what's your name? ""ily"" omg this is moving too fast. ILY: (yelling) IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN MOM, WHY DID YOU NAME ME THAT?"
"Facebook: Holy Crap, I know this person. Twitter: Good Lord, I know this person."
"Take it easy, guy who posts 10,000 pics of his baby on Facebook. We get it already. You got laid once."
"Black people have 3 things that are white. Their eyeballs, their teeth, and... their masters"
"Kobe Bryant converted to Islam today As-salamu a-laker"
"What's truly horrifying is when my generation starts having children on purpose."
"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way"
"Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs."