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Joke of the Day
"Facebook: Holy Crap, I know this person. Twitter: Good Lord, I know this person."
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"If you were a stand-up comic, and you're doing a show for a family at a funeral. What would you're opening line be? Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!"
"The Columbine basketball team hasn't been the same... Since they lost their two best shooters"
"Why do Storm Troopers like churchs? Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself"
"Why is Hannibal so rich? Well, he save on groceries."
"I found a lone sock left in the laundry room and I thought to myself, ""poor sole""."
"North Korea has finished nuking the South, and there was one man left alive. He was the Seoul survivor."
"Have you heard about the gay Chinese prostitute? He only does brojobs."
"I wish I was an American so that I had the right to bear arms. I'd probably go for panda bear arms because awwwww, so cute."
"Haven't listened to Staind since middle school... ...it's been awhile"