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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs."
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"why are flies the biggest troll? they only live for three days, and spend it fucking with you"
"My girlfriend doesn't believe in abstinence. Thank God."
"My mate Dave drowned... For his funeral, we got a wreath in the shape of a life saver. It's what he would've wanted."
"Sea lions are faster than humans on both land and sea, so if you face one in a triathlon, you really need to make up time on the cycling."
"My company's health plan is a guy who comes to your house when you're sick and yells, ""DON'T YOU QUIT ON ME!"""
"I had to memorize a random 18 digit password before she'd let me in. Guess who stole your Soap Opera Digest out of the mailbox, Mom?"
"kk People who write kk instead of Okay or OK are 66.67% white supremacists."
"Why are Jews so bad at baseball? They always get out on the third reich"
"My parents taught me that if I tried hard I could be anything I wanted to be. Sure they just meant for Halloween, but it was still nice."