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Joke of the Day

"I love how you changed ""Conclusions"" to ""Learnings"" in my PowerPoint. Any other made-up words I should add?"

"Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late? Procrastination!"

"A man is walking down the street dragging 20 ft of rope behind him. His neighbor is curious & asks, ""Hey buddy, why you pulling that rope?"" The man replies, ""You ever tried pushing it?"""

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Fair Trade."

"""It's over there by the Walgreens"" - directions to anywhere"

"A guy walked up to me in the street today and yelled ""N B A G""... ...I thought to myself, that's bang out of order."

"What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts? Your ghostliness."

"How do you start a rave in Uganda? Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling"

"What comes after Z? A question mark."

"What do you call a person who sexually identifies as a Xenomorph? An alie-kin"